Reasons You Know You Are 9 Months Pregnant

1. You have outgrown almost all of your maternity clothes.


2. You know the location of every restroom in every store you shop at.


3. You start every phone conversation with...No, we are not in labor.


4. Your due date countdown has reached the single digits.


5. Your husband awakens at your every nighttime bathroom trip to ask...is it time?


6. You need assistance to get yourself off the couch.


7. You have trouble remembering a time when you were not pregnant.


8. Your baby's once gentle kicks have turned into a game of how far can I push my elbow/knee/heel out of your stomach?


9. Your healthy eating ideas have gone out the window...at this point, what's an extra pound or so?


10. Perfect strangers find it absolutely necessary to tell you every detail of their child's birth story.